Social media makes it easy to tell the world everything we are thinking, feeling, eating, drinking, moving, purchasing, waiting for, looking at and complaining about. Â And we can tag any number of people associated with said things. Â Well, what if automobiles could partake in the deep intellectual world of status updates and hash tags?
What would they tell us . . . it might look a little something like this . . .
#10 – Hit the trash cans ONE more time! ~ posted by any car with a sore bumper
#9 –  Tape over the check engine light?  Great idea . . . ~ posted by any vehicle behind a tow truck
#8 – Just a few flurries, nothing to worry about ~ posted by any car in Michigan
#7 – No bean burritos allowed ~ posted by any vehicle with heated leather seats
#6 – This was not how I wanted to be washed ~ posted by any car with an open sunroof during rain
#5 – Didn’t have my accessory size . . . again! ~ posted by any vehicle a little curvier than the rest
#4 – I scoff at cloth and snicker at their window sticker ~ posted by any luxury car with a terrible ego
#3 – *Gasp* ~ posted by any vehicle with a dirty air filter
#2 – Umm, I am All Wheel Drive, not 4 Wheel Drive, thanks ~ posted by any car desperate to explain the difference
#1 – Really? . . . ~ any vehicle sporting these . . .
If your car could write a status update, what do you think it would say?
