Social media makes it easy to tell the world everything we are thinking, feeling, eating, drinking, moving, purchasing, waiting for, looking at and complaining about. And we can tag any number of people associated with said things. Well, what if automobiles could partake in the deep intellectual world of status updates and hash tags?
What would they tell us . . . it might look a little something like this . . .
#10 – Hit the trash cans ONE more time! ~ posted by any car with a sore bumper
#9 – Tape over the check engine light? Great idea . . . ~ posted by any vehicle behind a tow truck
#8 – Just a few flurries, nothing to worry about ~ posted by any car in Michigan
#7 – No bean burritos allowed ~ posted by any vehicle with heated leather seats
#6 – This was not how I wanted to be washed ~ posted by any car with an open sunroof during rain
#5 – Didn’t have my accessory size . . . again! ~ posted by any vehicle a little curvier than the rest
#4 – I scoff at cloth and snicker at their window sticker ~ posted by any luxury car with a terrible ego
#3 – *Gasp* ~ posted by any vehicle with a dirty air filter
#2 – Umm, I am All Wheel Drive, not 4 Wheel Drive, thanks ~ posted by any car desperate to explain the difference
#1 – Really? . . . ~ any vehicle sporting these . . .
If your car could write a status update, what do you think it would say?
