Category: Funny

What I Did On My Summer Vacation - 2008

What I Did On My Summer Vacation – 2008

As potentially some of you might have noticed, I dropped off the scene and was replaced by a robot … had to get away, had a summer vacation to go on.
Where?
France … yeah, I know, odd choice, but there were a bunch of conspiring factors.
Why write about it here?
Filler … besides, there’s freaky car-related shit [...]

How NOT To Do Porting & Polishing

How NOT To Do Porting & Polishing

Via CarScoop (I’m really liking that site more and more) comes word from an Audi message board of a guy who went the cheap route in polishing and porting: he dumped sand into the intake.
I know, it’s probably (hopefully) a joke … but if not, it’s comedy gold.
His whole, 2 paragraph post after the jump [...]

Autoloc Flame Thrower For Car Exhaust

Autoloc Flame Thrower For Car Exhaust

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What's The Difference Between A BMW & A Porcupine?

What’s The Difference Between A BMW & A Porcupine?

I know, old joke (and actually, it started off of as a Porsche joke), but sometimes, jokes can be fairly accurate.
An example of that can be this guy who trying to sell his BMW M3 E46 that I noticed on CarScoop.
Really, I could go on and psychoanalyze this guy, making point by point observations about [...]

Born To Be Mild

Born To Be Mild

So, for some reason, Daniel McDermon, a reporter for the New York Times decided to take the new Vespa S for a spin down the length of the island of Manhattan.
At first I thought, ‘That’s crazy! A scooter out there with New York city cabbies and what-not?”
And then I remember that I watched “Roman Holiday” [...]

Pulse Jet Powered Bicycle

Pulse Jet Powered Bicycle

I know, this is a blog about cars, but this is just too good.
There’s a bunch of things that makes this great/terrifying.
First off, it’s that they mounted the engine on a bicycle. Not a car, or a truck, or even a motorcycle, but something that looks like a re-done Schwinn.
Next, that’s not your run of [...]

Australia, The Funniest Continent

Australia, The Funniest Continent

From points antipodal, via Autoblog.
More photos after the jump.

In Car French Fry Holder

In Car French Fry Holder

Do we have a section for stories pertaining to “Semi-Useless Crap That Only Stupid Americans Would Buy?” If we do, here’s another addition for it.
What you see here is a gizmo that allows you keep your French fries stationed close at hand using a cup holder slot. It even has a holder for ketchup.
I can’t [...]

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