Category: Funny

Gold Plated Camry Seen In Dubai

Gold Plated Camry Seen In Dubai

This is actually rather pathetic.
Apparently, some middle class dude with a fair amount of money and absolutely NO taste got jealous of his upper class neighbor’s Rolls, and decided that his Toyota Camry (you read that right, Toyota Camry) could be just as pimp.
Uhhh…no. No, no, no. Plating a Camry in 24K gold does not, [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 Part Sept – Minivans of France

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 Part Sept – Minivans of France

No, really, minivans … that size thing again … Don’t the French have large families? … sure seem cleaner than ours …
In many ways, minivans are the quintessential American vehicle, and, if you and I were being forthright and practical [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 Part Six

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 Part Six – The Smart Car In The Wild

The perfect car for the modern urban driving environment … that counts as the trunk, huh? … This still counts as a Mercedes? … Two Smarts in one space … any color you want, as long as it’s black [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 – Part Cinq

Your Average French Car …. Comparing the size of your car to everyday objects … special editions – Picasso and xBox? … that design makes sense from the inside … half as thin as Mercedes sheet metal …
Your average French car is, as you would expect, small, weird, ostensibly underpowered, demonstrably over-designed , space [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation – 2008 Part Quatre

Scooters In Paris … Vespas are a rare site … Maxis. high speed, high HP … that sounds like more than a 250cc … Apart from bad weather and the whole crush-space thing, they make a whole lot of sense …
As you would imagine, scooters are a widely used for of transportation in France. You [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 – Part Trois

The power and the glory that is the TGV … especially when it utterly fails.
Chicago to NYC in 6 hours For $125 … Choke the Mister … Even at this speed, Avignon still give me the willies … “They don’t know what the problem is” …

The Wrong Way to Paint Your Calipers

The Wrong Way to Paint Your Calipers

Guess this guy didn’t quite understand how brakes work. You probably shouldn’t be trying to customize your car if you have no idea what you’re doing.
The sad part is, these probably still worked after unsticking them for the first or second time.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 – Part Deux

A town with 50,000 people, two traffic lights and seemingly 45 roundabouts
Getting from here to there on Roman roads … tailgating as a foreign concept … The yield sign, properly used … bad karma with a scooter …

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