Category: Funny

Terrible Lamborghini Murcielago "Replica" on eBay

Terrible Lamborghini Murcielago “Replica” on eBay

Replica cars are, for the most part, meant to fool people into thinking you’re driving the real thing, so you can save some money. Look, I’m all for people doing crazy shit to cars and being innovative, but let’s be reasonable. Who is this going to fool? I don’t even feel right calling this a [...]

The Muppet Defense

The Muppet Defense

So, seems there’s this guy, it wold seem a British guy, driving around in Germany who is avoiding traffic-cam citations by, er, using a Muppet head (see photo).
Sez der German polizei:
“The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too.”
“But because this is a British vehicle we can [...]

Parking Rules

Parking Rules

Source: Neatorama

BrakeNutz

BrakeNutz

Oh dear God … now’s when my hope for humanity dims a little further.
TruckNtuz were bad enough, but making them light up? Every time you hit the binders?
You’d do this on purpose?
Then again, now that I think about it, if you could wire these things up and mount them quickly, they’d be a heckofa [...]

Governator: OK, You Can Drive Mit Your Dogs

Governator: OK, You Can Drive Mit Your Dogs

Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It’s like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!
OK, that wasn’t me, that was “President” Schwarzenegger (as voiced by the great Harry Shearer) from The Simpsons Movie talking about a mutated squirrel, but you get the gist.
Anyway, Ahnuld has decided to NOT ban the act of driving [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 Part Neuf – The Day I Saw A Corvair Greenbriar Van In Royan, By The Beach With The German Gun Emplacements

A quick walk down to Omaha Beach … seemingly, the British love RVs … what the landed gentry drive to the vacation house … “That engine sounds familiar,” I said …
So one morning, out on the Atlantic coast of France, I get up, and there’s Antoine, my host down in the kitchen. He’d been [...]

The Funniest Car Names Ever

The Funniest Car Names Ever

Or the funniest names so far.
Of course, these names are all Japanese, since they have some sort of lock on too-cute names (OK, one’s an Italian design house). An old girlfriend of mine, Janet, had a track prepped 300 ZX Twin Turbo that she raced. Big, powerful handful of a car. As most of you [...]

What I Did On My Summer Vacation 2008 Part Huit – On The Road to Royan

Race tracks should be this smooth … the Ford Fiesta in action … stay out of the left-hand lane, you moron! … “Sweet Jesus, was that a ’56?”
The bulk of the time I spent in France was out on the Atlantic Coast, in a little seaside fishing village/resort town. The next closest big town was [...]

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