Why This Photo Inspires Sore Wrists…

Girls in scandalously clad attire have been posing on automobiles for goodness knows how long.  The fastest, most exotic cars seem to have women of the same nature draped all over them for the cameras to capture.  They say sex sells and I suppose that’s true of the latest hot rod being loved on by the buxom, blonde, bikini babe.

Well, there is a downfall in all this girl on car action.  And I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it must be said…

Think of all the smudges left over from hand prints, body lotion, bikini wax, topical skin oils and make up.

It is a NIGHTMARE for your newly waxed paint.  You may think having your girl pose on your car is awesome and a way to show off to all your friends.  Fair enough.  Just don’t complain when you have to reapply the Detailers Mist and get a massive cramp in your wrist.  You deserve it.

Raptor Girls

If this was my truck, these 6 girls would be in trouble. Why? Because my wife is a boxer and trains in mixed martial arts.  Even her playful punches leave bruises and welts.

If this was your Ford F-150 SVT Raptor, you would have to wash it all over again after chasing these girls away.  It’s just not worth it…keep them off your vehicle, no matter how good looking they are.  The one girl even has a wrench!  Ummm no, put that down…that’s a dent disaster waiting to happen.

…And to show I am being fair…

Girls, this goes for you too.  I don’t care if it’s Brad Pitt (or whatever other movie star you find attractive) please, please, do your paint job a favor and keep it free from greasy man prints.

Ladies, you may find this guy attractive and you may think he is the perfect rebound guy who can give you that night of fun you are craving.  And while that may be true, observe his right hand.  If you love your car (and I believe you do) you will find his audacity to pose against your precious, clean ride as a sign you are not meant to be together, regardless of how good his hair looks.

Ladies, you may find him attractive and you may think he is the perfect rebound guy who can give you that night of fun you are craving. And while that may be true, observe his stance. If you love your car (and I believe you do) you will find his audacity to pose against your precious, clean ride as a sign you are not meant to be together, regardless of how good his hair looks.

Once I wash my truck, I want zero streaks and blemishes.  That is why I incorporate a strict “back off the metallic” rule when my truck is shined up.

Girls are cool.  Cars are cool.  Girls inside the car are cool.  Girls on the car?  Not cool.  For you ladies, just change the sexes: Guys are cool, cars are cool, guys inside the car are cool, guys on the car – not cool.  You get it.

Raptor Girls Photo Attribution: Justin Calamia (svtcali2000)

Blue Jacket Guy Photo Attribution: Harsha K R (mynameisharasha)

Carl Anthony

Carl Anthony

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Growing up, Carl was a car and truck enthusiast and often wrote auto themed articles for his high school paper. His stay at Sioux Falls Ford as a Master Certified Sales Consultant would lead sister dealership Luxury Auto Mall of Sioux Falls (Cadillac, Mercedes, BMW, Sprinter) to recruit him when they re-branded. Carl would later assume a critical management role for the organization and mentor many employees under his direction. At the same time, his voice was heard across South Dakota on radio station KELO-FM and his writings were featured monthly in 605 Magazine, The Motor Market and The Sioux Falls Business Journal. The career combinations earned him accolades as one of the most influential young figures in the state. Carl now lives in Detroit and contracts as a Project Manager and Program Advisor for Badillo Engineering. He regularly consults with other figures in the auto industry, sharing insights, lessons and stories. Carl is a member of Detroit Working Writers and co-founder of Farmhouse Fitness along with his wife Cassandra. They have two cats and share a mutual love for Fords.


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