German Tuning Shop Names Custom Audi RS6 “WHITE POWER”

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There’s a lot of people around who just don’t get it. People who are SO tone deaf, they’ll persist in telling that too funny joke about the Rabbi even though everyone at the company party is now staring at them in mute horror. They are the David Brents of this world, and if David Brent ran a German touring house, this just might be his latest project.

For those of you who can’t quite place the name, David Brent in the character superbly played and realized by Ricky Gervais in the original British version of TV’s “The Office”. Course, aggressively stupid, bigoted as the day is long and completely insufferable to all those around him (save his best friend Finchy), Brent is immediately loathsome, mainly because we all recognize him. All of us have had to deal, at some point in our lives, with mid-level management suck-ups of the worst kind, and if they have a deity, Mr. Brent would be the assistant to the acolyte in charge of PR for that particular demi-God.

Now imagine if David Brent was given an aftermarket tuning company, let’s say, and why not, that it’s a German tuning company that specializes in making Audis even more potent performers.

Say that company, let’s call it AVUS Performance, decided to gin up a version of Audi’s RS6. And they do pull out all the stops.

The RS6 has a new, 70mm diameter high performance exhaust system, racing catalysts and a new ECU software. The thing cranks out up to 700bhp and a mind blowing 589.97 lb/ft of torque. 0-60 in 3.9s, 0-120 in 12.1s and the RS6 is electronically limited at 211.27mph to not overstress the tires of the V10 biturbo mill crammed into the engine bay. All this power gets to the ground via Avus Performance 22″ wheels in the classic Sportec Mono 10 design. Lowering springs which drop the car by 40mm, improving handling and making the car much more agile. A carbon front-lip and a rear diffuser are the icing on the white cake.

It’s at this point they look across the conference room table at their version of David Brent (although a screw up this monumental was probably done by committee, the best FUBARs are always group efforts), and says, “OK David, what should we call it?”

Without a moments hesitation, our hypothetical Herr Brent answers: “White Power!!!”

Source: Jalopnik

About The Author

Tony Borroz grew up in a sportscar oriented family, but sadly, it was British cars. His knuckles still show the marks of slipped Whitworth sockets, strains to reach rear upper shock bushings on Triumphs and slight burn marks from dealing with Lucas Electric "systems". He has written for a variety of car magazines and websites, Automoblog chief among them, as well as working on very popular driving games as a content expert. He has also worked for aerospace companies, software giants and as a movie stuntman. He currently lives in a secure, undisclosed location in the American southwestern desert.

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