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7
2008
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Tony Borroz

BrakeNutz

BrakeNutz

Oh dear God … now’s when my hope for humanity dims a little further.

TruckNtuz were bad enough, but making them light up? Every time you hit the binders?

You’d do this on purpose?

Then again, now that I think about it, if you could wire these things up and mount them quickly, they’d be a heckofa funny practical joke. Jeez, if I lived closer to Chris (King of All Automoblog), I’d hang a pair on his Lambo … OK, Chris doesn’t have a Lambo. But one day he will (oh yes, one day he will), and on that day, after begging a ride, and getting beaten up while trying to lift his keys, I’ll hang a pair of BrakeNutz of the back.

You have been warned, but now, back to the problem at hand.

I see two things:

1 - Since they light up, it’ll make the morons easier to spot, even at night. And,

2 - We will have a list of those who buy them. Their names will be noted, and when The Revolution comes … well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Oh, and I know what you’re thinking, “But Tony, if you buy a pair to play a joke on Chris, won’t YOU be on that list?”

No, Rusty Shackleford will be on that list.

Source: Gizmodo

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