Look at all those angry eyes and pointy teeth! It’s like Christmas at the Kennedy Compound!
OK, that wasn’t me, that was “President” Schwarzenegger (as voiced by the great Harry Shearer) from The Simpsons Movie talking about a mutated squirrel, but you get the gist.
Anyway, Ahnuld has decided to NOT ban the act of driving while having a dog sitting in your lap. Seems he only promised to sign bills that are “the highest priority for California.”
Yeah, ya know Arnie, how high of a priority can it be to, you know, drive without a sweaty, slobbering, distraction in your frickin’ lap fergodsakes.
Honestly, does this make ANY sense at all? How can NOT making this against the law make for more safer roads. Is this somehow too intrusive onto drivers?
Yes, I know, I know, most municipalities have the catch all “failure to use due care and cation” citation on the books, but that only takes effect AFTER you’ve slammed into a couple of parked cars, or mowed down granny in a crosswalk. So the current situation is: driving with a dog in your lap = A-OK; driving 10 over the limit on a deserted freeway = you’re a danger that must be stopped.
How long, O Lord, how long?
Source: AutoBlog
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