I know, old joke (and actually, it started off of as a Porsche joke), but sometimes, jokes can be fairly accurate.
An example of that can be this guy who trying to sell his BMW M3 E46 that I noticed on CarScoop.
Really, I could go on and psychoanalyze this guy, making point by point observations about this bit or that bit, but you really have to take it for the astoundingly narcissistic screwed up whole that it is:
“This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn’t let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I’m also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day”.
My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I’ve got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I’m a winner! I’m not saying this car will do the same for you but it’s a start.”
If you’re interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at (we removed the e-mail address for obvious reasons). I’ll probably be working out so I’ll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).”
Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case.
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