Ban Them? When They Pry Them From My Cold Dead Hands!!

“It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can’t do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much.”

Thus spake Lionell Spruill, Virginia lawmaker who wants to ban Truck Nuts.

And who am I to argue …

Of course, when you start talking about legislating what’s in good taste, that’s when I reach for my revolver. Considering what some lawmakers deem aesthetically pleasing (honestly, have you ever heard The Singing Senators?), this seems like the top of a slippery slope that ends up in Beigetown with mandatory pictures of big-eyed puppies and sad clowns in every home.

Yeah, look, I get it … these things are about as pointless on every level imaginable as you can get, and their only redeeming qualities is that they make morons more easy to spot at a distance, but if you start banning things like this, next thing you know, they’ll start talking about how that rock and roll is the devil’s music and has to go.

Them nuts are absolutely hilarious!

Honestly, I have never seen anything like this. Man, Truck Nuts! I’m from Finland and these things are new to me. Gotta say I like Truck Nuts. I would not put them in my car, but I would laugh myself dead if I saw them in traffic.. Wonderful! May be I should start importing Truck Nuts to Finland.

I really don’t like truck nuts, and I also use them mostly for moron spotting at good distances, but I am in full agreement with NOT legislating against them.
It may be a long series of steps from truck nuts, but physical deformities are neither pleasant nor do they serve a purpose. Do we say goodbye to them at the end of the road after rock music and whole sections of art?

Seriously? This is where your dumb ass is going to take a stand? Look at that picture. God you look stupid. Some idiotic bull balls you hang from your truck to announce that you’re a fucking idiot to the rest of the traffic around you? Pry them from your dead hands? Are you kidding? They’re fucking lame ass fake nuts you hung on your truck! Pretentious ass.