Home About Archives Car Reviews Contact Photos
December
28
2007
12:09 am
Tags:
Post Meta :
Author:
Tony Borroz

Russian GPS

Russian GPSWell, it looks like the Russians have finally gotten their GLONASS satellites up and running (literally in both cases.)

Like the EU with their Gallileo system of satnavs, the Russians have been working on the lyrically named GLONASS system (always in all caps) that will be dedicated to just their needs. What you see pictured is one of the hand held units.

As an Italian, I see that as an affront to the very word aesthetic. When it comes to grievously bad design, to me, the three biggest offenders are:

1 - The forces of Sauron

2 - Klingons

3 - The Former Soviet Union

As a car guy, my next thought is, “Good God man, what must the in-car unit look like?!”

I went to school in The Former Soviet Union many moons ago. It’s a long story that we need not go into here.

Anyway, the main car that I interacted with was the taxi version of a Lada copy of a FIAT 124 sedan. For some reason, in the 1970s, FIAT thought it was a good idea to license Lada to build copies of their horrid little sedan that was light-weight to a fault. By the time the Russians got done with it, the poor thing weighed around 4000 pounds (according to a Road & Track test I read … if I’m remembering correctly).

4000.

In a car the size of a fricking Yaris!

You can imagine the implications of them trying to build a car version of a GLONASS hand unit.

On a related note, I used to work for a large airplane manufacturer, and there was a saying around there:

In America - Planes are designed by guys with Doctorates, flown by guys with Masters and maintained by guys with GEDs.

In Russia - Planes are designed by guys with Doctorates, flown by guys with Masters and maintained by an 18 year old Uzbek with a big rock and a pair of pliers.

That GPS unit is big and ugly, but I bet it works.

Share/Save/Bookmark

Get Free Email Updates:


RSS Feed

December
28
2007
8:41 pm
Type:
Comment

They must have hired Philippe Starck to do the design :-)

January
8
2008
5:40 am
Type:
Comment
Sss

It is not true image.
You can see real images of russian GPS there:
http://pics.autonews.ru/autone......14420.jpg
http://pics.autonews.ru/autone......14434.jpg
http://pics.autonews.ru/autone......14465.jpg
Tech details: 7″ 480×234 display, Windows CE 5.0, 1GB SD card, 400 Mhz processor, 64Mb memory, dual (GPS and GLONASS (russian GPS)) compatible, it can play MP3,MPEG files.
Optionally Bluetooth, TV-tuner, FM-tuner and other.
Price now about 450$.

Participate! Leave your comment.

Comment Rules: We appreciate you taking the time to comment on this article, and your thoughts are always welcome. However, some people choose to abuse the comments section, so here are some new rules: Don't be a jerk. Disagreeing with people is welcome and encouraged, but name calling and insults are not. What are you, in grade school? Also, do not spam. Use your personal name or initials, and not your business name, as the latter looks like spam. You may link to your website in the URL box, but do not leave it in the comments. You may, however link to a relevant article on another website in the comments box. If you break these rules, your comment will be deleted. Thanks again for commenting.